Queen’s Speech: ID election cards must be used to topple Blair’s agenda
Written by Noddy Bigears

The Spoof (satire), UK
May 17 2005

Many Britains Fear That They Will Lose Their Identity

The Queen’s speech today has damned the Blair Government for taking
the British people into the dark ages with corruption, disease in
hospitals and taxation levels that take away peoples identities and
leave them homeless. She announced today at the opening of the Houses
of Parliament that ID election cards will be introduced immediately
to avoid any further electoral fraud at which point she dissolved
parliament until a fair election can be arranged.

In the most disturbing case so far of a dramatic increase of so many
homeless people without identity, a man has been found wandering
in and out of the Thames in his clothes. The Inland Revenue have
claimed the man, accusing him of losing his identity to avoid the new
Blair-Brown-People-Buster tax regime. The poor man is being currently
held until the Inland Revenue experts can identify any personnel
assets or valuables to seize.

Millions of people have lost their identities in Britain due to the
catastrophic electoral postal fraud used by the Labourites to cling to
power and political domination. Another disturbing case involved now
homeless Mark Thatcher, as he complained from his bus stop shelter in
South Africa “I came home from work, parked the car in the drive but
my house key would not fit and when the front door did open, my house
turned out to be full of Armenians who promptly called the police and
had me arrested for stealing my own car.” However, Thames Valley police
denied his claim insisting, “The man known as Mark Thatcher can neither
prove his identity nor his ownership of the assets that he has claimed
and therefore, it was straight onto the first plane out of Heathrow.”

The Blair Government has consistently denied claims that over 22
million Armenians had been sneaked into the UK prior to the last
general election or that any immigrants would have had a postal vote.

In fact, a government electoral officer explained, “Of course they
would not have had a single postal vote; they would be entitled to
two postal votes, one for their UK address and another one for their
Armenian home address.”

Other individual tragedies included pensioner Michael Howard who
had put down a huge deposit on his new ‘off plan’ house in Downing
Street, only to find that on removal day when he arrived all excited
with expectation, the property was occupied with Iraqi squatters. He
too, was removed by the Thames Valley police but for deportation to
Uzbekistan as the currently lowest cost asylum destination. Once
again, the Thames valley police spokesman confirmed “The man who
claimed to be Michael Howard had no identity, are you thinking what
I am thinking? So of course we had to send him back somewhere.”

CEO, Jack Straw from the British Airports Authority confirmed record
numbers of departures in the last year but confirmed “No passenger is
allowed to board a plane travelling to the UK without a valid Labour
Party identity card, otherwise they would have nothing to vote for
when they got here.”

From: Emil Lazarian | Ararat NewsPress