REPORTERS TACKLE ARMENIAN EATERY
By Lauren Phillips And Kris Turner

The State News, MI
Sept 23 2005

JOSH GRASSO The State News

The House of Kabobs, 1825 E. Michigan Ave., serves Armenian fare,
including Armenian Cheese Bouregh and Kutabi, House Kabob Delight,
foreground, and the Red Bean Bon Apetit, center.

Editor’s note: State News reporters Lauren Phillips and Kris Turner
set out to review an Armenian restaurant, House of Kabobs, 1825 E.

Michigan Ave., in Lansing. The restaurant is owned by two Armenian
families – one of which owned a large restaurant in Moscow. House of
Kabobs has plans to introduce a “student day,” which will be the last
Friday of every month and feature discounts on food and an opportunity
to learn about Armenian culture, co-owner Elmira Govorkyan said.

Blinded by the sunset as we drove down Michigan Avenue, we passed
House of Kabobs on the right, despite its noticeable exterior with
pink accents. The small size of the restaurant, perched on the edge
of a neighborhood in Lansing’s East side, makes the eatery look like
a cozy deli or diner. We finally make it into the small parking lot
and walk inside.

Lauren Phillips: It looks like a deli. I don’t like the fluorescent
lighting, but the wood chairs give it a homemade touch.

Kris Turner: It looks like Valentine’s Day exploded in here. The
bright reds and pinks (on the walls) are slightly nauseating. And
there are knickknacks everywhere.

We sat at a table, covered in trinkets and red cloth. We started with
appetizers, potato piroshki, $3.50, and blinchikee, $3.75.

LP: This soft meat-filled thing is called a “blinchikee.” I like the
little pancake wrap.

KT: Now that’s what I like. It’s in your mouth and all of a sudden
it kind of explodes with flavor. (The meat’s) kind of like Hamburger
Helper.

LP: What’s Hamburger Helper?

KT: You don’t know what Hamburger Helper is?

LP: No …

KT: Do you remember the little glove thing from when we were kids
on TV? It’s like hamburger and you put all this stuff in it and it’s
like a meal. Did you never eat Hamburger Helper in your whole life?

LP: Um, no.

KT: (dead silence, open-mouthed stare.)

LP: This potato piroshki (an order comes with two) is like a soggy
ball of bread, about the size of a potato, stuffed with mashed potatoes
and spices. I kind of like it.

KT: It’s mushy in your mouth and has a weird consistency, but it’s
kind of hard to cut with a knife. I’d say it’s OK in my book.

Turner leans in closer to the remaining potato piroshki.

KT: There’s a hair on it!

LP: (leans in too) No! Oh geez…

Both: Ewwww.

For dinner, Turner had a chicken shish kabob wrap, which has seasoned
and marinated cubes of grilled chicken breast with green peppers,
tomatoes and onions, for $5.75. It comes with a side of marinated
cabbage and a pickle.

KT: My wrap arrived warm, which is always good. It’s sprinkled with
some kind of seasoning – not spicy, a little like Lawry’s salt,
but good.

KT: I can taste tomato and the vegetable. It’s enjoyable, but not
soggy, which is nice. But, it got a little messy, leaking onto
the plate.

LP: The grilled chicken is really good. It is what you would expect
from a wrap from Caf-II-Go, but grilled and marinated.

Tasting Turner’s side of marinated cabbage:

KT: Just say no to cabbage! Ick.

LP: Tasting that cabbage reminds me of the time my dad took me to
his friend’s cow farm.

Phillips gets her meal, a house “Luleh” shish kabob plate, $8.75. The
kabob meat is a grilled mixture of ground lamb and beef. It comes with
two types of rice pilaf with imported basmati rice, tossed green salad,
homemade tomato sauce and homemade Armenian bread.

LP: There’s two sausage-sized meat things on the kabob and a side of
marinated veggies and rice with some kind of seasoning.

LP: How do you eat a kabob, Turner?

KT: Don’t you just pull it off the stick and shove it all in your
mouth?

LP: It’s one of those Popsicle conundrums.

LP: Back to my meat on a stick. It’s sizzling steak and lamb at the
same time… interesting to have the two flavors in your mouth like
that at once. It’s a little tough to chew.

KT: I wasn’t that impressed. It didn’t make me go “wow.”

LP: The rice is really spicy.

KT: It doesn’t bother me, really. My one concern with the rice is,
well, some of the granules are hard.

LP: Yeah. It’s not hot, either.

We pay and on the ride home, reflect on our meals, which notably
didn’t give us indigestion.

LP: So Turner, what’d you think?

KT: Overall, a gross experience. The hair in the food was really a
turn-off. While the food was OK, it lacked a certain something. I
won’t be coming back anytime soon.

LP: Yeah, I’m definitely kind of broke right now, so I wouldn’t be
able to afford driving out here and paying this kind of money. The plus
side, though, is the appeal of the opportunity to learn about another
culture and to taste food from it. I just wish the food was better.