STRIKE AT THE FRENCH LEGISLATION WITH A BRASSIERE
Karo Karapetyan

DeFacto Agency, Armenia
Oct 16 2006

A decision rendered by the French National Assembly on the criminal
persecution for the denial of the Armenian Genocide committed in
the Osmanian Empire has jarred on a young and pretty deputy of the
Azerbaijan’s Mill Majlis Ganira Pashaeva. She believes the Law is
against all the Turkic nationalities, first of all against Turks and
Azeris. Pashaeva (well-informed persons assert Ganira is a close
relative of Azerbaijan’s First Lady Mehriban Aliyeva, Pashaeva in
girlhood) affirms, "with the law France has closed the way to the
Turks and Azeris to the country and directly states, "we do not wish
to see you here".

As "a retaliatory measure" Ganira Pashaeva suggests that all the
Armenians should be deported from Turkey. Besides, she proposes to
suppress the Europe’s tendency on the Armenian Genocide’s recognition
and criminal responsibility for its denial. To achieve the goal
"Azerbaijan and Turkey should oppose it together and pose the question
severely. First, Turkey should recognize a Genocide France committed
in Algiers. Then Turkey should recognize a Genocide committed by the
Armenians against the Azeris in Hojalu". At the same time Ganira
"would show understanding to a boycott of the French goods by the
Azerbaijan’s ordinary citizens". She "would also support such people,
as it is natural sentiments and France should feel it".

Ganira is said to show the way the French goods should be boycotted
and France should feel before the astonished and a bit flabbergasted
journalists. With a graceful movement the young and ecstatic member
of Majlis put off the nice French brassier made of lacy batiste
and threw it to the waste-basket. To tell the truth, later some
concerned male journalists affirmed Ganira had put off a much more
intimate detail of her dress, not the innocent brassier, but we think
these are just dirty gossips. However, what we know for sure is the
response of another female deputy, who is also young and beautiful,
Gultekin Gajieva. Having heard of her colleague’s noble and patriotic
action she immediately took off not only her brassiere, but all the
underwear with a label Made in France. We don’t know if other women
of Azerbaijan will follow the real Turkic patriots’ example and what
perfume they are going to use.