Blog: Political Minefield Offers Rich Pickings For Jokes

BLOG: POLITICAL MINEFIELD OFFERS RICH PICKINGS FOR JOKES
By Jill Worrall

The New Zealand Herald
Monday September 10, 2007

The 14th century Tsminda Sameba church overlooked by
5047m Mt Kazbek. Photo / Jill Worrall

There’s little work available in the Georgian town of Kazbegi, just
20km from the Russian border.

The two nations are not on speaking terms at present so the border is
closed. Kazbegi is now without its usual rumble and belch of trucks,
buses and vans – it’s a forlorn place where men sit in doorways with
nothing to do.

So, I’m not altogether surprised when the jeep drivers tell us it’s
not safe to walk up to the 14th century Tsminda Sameba church that
sits perched on a hill overlooked by 5047m Mt Kazbek, Georgia’s
highest mountain.

"There are two bears on the path," they tell us, seriously. We should
take the jeeps to be safe. So we do.

Interestingly the black-robed priest and his small flock of pilgrims
who take the path arrive safely at the church – maybe they had a
higher level of divine protection.

The closed border is a graphic example of why the Caucasus would be
no place to cut one’s teeth in the field of international relations.

While Georgia and Russia are at loggerheads, Georgia and Azerbaijan
are talking to each other so their borders are open. But don’t even
contemplate trying to cross from Azerbaijan into Armenia – those two
nations are bristling with tension over disputed territory.

Advertisement AdvertisementArmenia is however, friendly with Iran,
which in turn is regarded a little guardedly by Georgia and Azerbaijan.

Meanwhile, Armenia and Turkey are caught in long-standing enmity. And
to compound things further Armenia and Georgia are possibly a little
envious of the Azeris’ oil-fields, while Georgia and Azerbaijan seem
a little miffed about the amount of money Armenia receives from its
wealthy diaspora.

It’s rich pickings for collectors of national jokes too.

Georgians, for example, are teased about their claims to be the first
to make wine, along with several other "firsts".

The region is the political geographer’s paradise – a soap opera of
kinship, enmity, envy, spies and the usual pot pourri of other human
emotions that can both divide and unite.

The Tsminda Sameba church . Photo / Jill Worrall But political
minefields seem a long way away up at the little stone church of
Tsminda Sameba where the wind billows the priest’s gowns and Mt
Kazbek and its snowfields loom on the skyline on a cloudless blue
Caucasian day.