ABC News
Oct 14 2007
Funnies: How the Babies Became Republicans
‘This Week’s’ Look at the Best in Late Night Political Comedy
Real Time
Bill Maher: Al Gore won the Nobel Prize, or as President Bush
announced it, "Sweden is with the terrorists."
Late Night
Conan O’Brien: One of President Bush’s closest advisers said that
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have
trouble getting elected because his last name is "Huckabee." That’s
what he said, yeah. He said the only way it could be worse is if his
name was George W. Huckabee.
Real Time
Maher: Now the people who are really getting tough with the Middle
East is the House Foreign Relations Committee. … They voted
yesterday to condemn as an act of genocide the killings of Armenians
in Turkey in 1915. Yeah, see this is exactly why voters gave control
to the Democrats, to send a stern message to the Ottoman Empire.
The Tonight Show
Jay Leno: And Hillary Clinton announced this week that she has
dropped her plan to give $5,000 to every baby born in America. …
Apparently, what happened was they did a test where they gave $5,000
to 100 babies and the kids immediately became Republicans.
Late Show
David Letterman: Now here is what I don’t understand: Rudolph
Giuliani had three wives and he’s not the Mormon candidate — is that
right?
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel: You probably heard already: Al Gore won the Nobel Peace
Prize. … He won the Emmy, the Oscar and the Nobel Prize. The only
thing he didn’t win was president, really. In three years, the guy
went from Urkel to Fonzi.
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