‘BRIGHT SHINY MORNING’ BY JAMES FREY
David L., david.ulin@latimes.com

Los Angeles Times
May 13 2008
CA

Shallow characters populate this is a poorly written, superficial
novel set in Los Angeles.

"Bright Shiny Morning" is a terrible book. One of the worst I’ve
ever read. But you have to give James Frey credit for one thing: He’s
got chutzpah. Two and a half years after he was eviscerated by Oprah
Winfrey for exaggerating many of the incidents in his now-discredited
memoir "A Million Little Pieces," he’s back with this book, which
aims to be the big novel about Los Angeles, a panoramic look at the
city that seeks to tell us who we are and how we live.

Clearly, HarperCollins, Frey’s publisher, expects a lot from this
book; it reportedly paid a million and a half dollars for it. You can
interpret that in a few ways: as a shrewd business decision (as of
this writing, the novel is No. 52 at Amazon.com) or as yet another
symbol of a book industry in crisis, with publishers grasping at
whatever straws they can to manufacture buzz.

Ultimately, though, it is still what’s on the page that matters, and
"Bright Shiny Morning" is an execrable novel, a literary train wreck
without even the good grace to be entertaining.

Written as an Altman-esque collage, it follows several parallel story
lines that never coalesce. The idea is to trace a collective vision of
the city, high and low, from Hollywood to the Valley to East L.A. —
an attempt to get at the fluidity of Los Angeles.

There’s Old Man Joe, a drunk who inhabits a bathroom on the Venice
boardwalk and seeks mystical affirmation in a daily ritual. Or
Amberton Parker, a St. Paul’s and Harvard-educated Oscar-winning
actor, who lives a perfect life with his wife and children and has
a secret. (Bet you can’t guess what it is.)

As a connective device, Frey interweaves a series of short passages
outlining the history of L.A., beginning with the founding of the
Pueblo and extending to the present day. Yet this strategy ends up as
a metaphor for all that’s wrong with the book. These bits read like
encyclopedia entries, devoid of soul or personality, so generic as
to be inconsequential, as if Frey has no interest or engagement in
what he has chosen to write about.

That’s the issue with "Bright Shiny Morning" — or one of them,
anyway. Frey seems to know little about Los Angeles and to have
no interest in it as a real place where people wrestle with actual
life. There are obligatory riffs on freeways and natural disasters
and a chapter on visual artists that lists "the highest price ever
paid for a piece of their work in a public auction." There are also
occasional installments of "Fun Facts" about the city, as if to give
the illusion of a certain depth. Did you know that it is "illegal
to lick a toad within the city limits of Los Angeles"? Neither did
I. But I also don’t know what this has to do with the larger story
of the novel, except as another example of L.A. as odd and quirky,
a territory in which we all "live with Angels and chase their dreams."

Frey, of course, intends this to be amusing, lighthearted and witty
in tone. ("Learning fun facts is really an enjoyable, and sometimes
enlightening process," he writes. "And, of course, it’s fun too!!!") It
comes off as two-dimensional, however, not to mention poorly written
and conceived — much like the book’s narrative elements.

Esperanza, a Chicana from East L.A., forgoes a college scholarship
after being embarrassed at a high school graduation party over the size
of her thighs. Eventually she takes a job as a maid for a tyrannical
white woman in Pasadena, only to fall in love with the woman’s son.

That’s nothing compared to the story of Dylan and Maddie, two crazy
kids from Ohio who come to L.A. with only their faith in each other
to sustain them.

After nearly 300 pages, living on $20,000 they’ve stolen from a vicious
drug-dealing motorcycle gang, Maddie turns to Dylan and says: "You know
how I read all the gossip magazines while I’m at the pool? . . . And
they’re all about these famous people, actresses and singers and
models and stuff. . . . Well, I think that I want to be an actress."

"An actress?" he asks.

"Yeah, I want to be a movie star."

How do we reckon with a novel in which the desire to become an actress
is treated as original and organic, in which the only Mexican American
character is a maid?

How do we reckon with a book in which the city is flat
and lifeless as a stage set, in which Frey uses broad
generalizations ("Thirty-thousand Persians fleeing the rule of
the ayatollahs. One-hundred and twenty-five thousand Armenians
escaping Turkish genocide. Forty-thousand Laotians avoiding
minefields. Seventy-five thousand Thais none in Bangkok sex shows.") to
try to animate what his imagination cannot?

Yes, this is Los Angeles, in the way a cheap Hollywood movie is Los
Angeles: superficial, a collection of loose impressions that don’t
add up.

Whatever else his failings as a writer, Frey was once able to move
his readers; how else do we explain the success of "A Million Little
Pieces"? It’s just one of the ironies of this new book that his
fictionalized memoir is a better novel than "Bright Shiny Morning"
could ever hope to be.