KIM KARDASHIAN: MY BUTT’S TOO BIG

Dayton Daily News
August 15, 2008, 03:03 PM
OH

Celebrity worship

Hot on the heels of Ali Lohan’s breast implant rumors, Kim Kardashian’s
going the opposite direction. She is so OVER her big butt.

"I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose
weight, especially in my butt," she tells Radar magazine. "I’m just so
over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout,
‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive." Why does
she keep turning around, then?

Kardashian, 27, denies rumors that she’s had butt implants.

"I’ve seen magazines where plastic surgeons are saying, ‘If you want a
butt like this it has to be fake,’" she says. "I’m just like, ‘Dude,
have you ever seen an Armenian girl before?’"

Continue reading for some other kewt Kardashian kwotes about O.J.,
alcohol, and Paris Hilton from the Radar piece.

Radar: Your childhood friend Paris Hilton said that your butt "reminds
[her] of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."

Kim: That’s so nasty! Wasn’t that nasty? She called and apologized,
and I accepted her apology. She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it
off, like, "You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite." Everyone’s
entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that,
I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.

Q: Why don’t you drink?

A: I’ve always hated the taste. If there was a drink that I liked I
would probably drink all the time. But it’s disgusting to me. I’m a
lot more boring than people think. I have a boyfriend (New Orleans
Saints running back Reggie Bush), and date nights are bowling and
cooking. Like, last night I made tacos. I already did all my craziness,
so there’s really none left. (Editor’s note: Try my Appletini, Kim.)

Q: Your biological father, Robert Kardashian, was O.J. Simpson’s
lawyer!

A: My dad and O.J. were best friends since college. My mom was
buddies with Nicole, and we all went on a family vacation with her a
week before she was murdered. So the relationship was really way more
intimate than people think. To me they were Uncle O.J. and Nicole. When
we kids were at my dad’s house we were pro-O.J., and at my mom’s house
we were anti-O.J. So it was definitely a lot harder than just my dad
being his attorney.

Q: Do you think O.J. was guilty?

A: This has caused a lot of turmoil for my family, so some things are
best left unsaid. I remember going to the trial with (my older sister)
Kourtney, and we would sit near my dad and look over and see my mom
and Bruce (stepdad Bruce Jenner) sitting next to the Brown family.

At the time we felt like we had to take sides, and we chose my
dad’s. Mostly because my mom was newly married to Bruce.