TEN PIGLETS SLAUGHTERED ON MARCH 1?

A1+
[08:05 pm] 26 September, 2008

The NA ad hoc Commission looking into the March 1occurrences made a
few world-shaking discoveries on September 26.

One can see jaw-bones and tissues of organs in the footage made by
the opposition. The head of the National Centre for Forensic Medical
Examination, Shota Vardanian, announced today that the jaw seen in
the footage belongs to a piglet and not to a human being. He also
stated that the blood is imitated. It is rather juice than blood.

By the way the Commission arrived at the conclusion after watching the
footage and not after getting the result of the forensic examination.

Shota Vardanian also said that the cases seen in the footage had
deliberately been thrown in the blood as "there was no track of
shooting on the bones".

The Commission unanimously agreed to Vardanian’s statements. Later
on the Commission members demanded that the authors of the footage
stand trial.

Orinats Yerkir Party (OYK) member Hovhannes Margarian pointed out the
"irreparable influence" of the footage on our future generations.

It is due to mention that the disputed footage had been shot by A1+’s
cameraman and the Commission can easily specify the number of "piglets"
slaughtered on the scene from our cameraman.

"Look! They are pouring water on people to wash away the tracks
of blood. Do hurry up and shoot the scene!" people are shouting in
the footage.

We asked the Commission members whether they had ever seen piglets
in Yerevan’s central avenues, in particular in Mashtots, Grigor
Lusavorich and Arshakuniants.

They said they hadn’t. But it had never occurred to any of them why
a stray piglet should appear amid the tragic events on that day.