I TOLD YOU CRIMSON DYNAMO WOULD BE THE NEXT IRON MAN VILLAIN

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Ja n 8 2009
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Way back in September I listed the possible villains for for an Iron
Man sequel, and who did I pick as the most likely one? Crimson Dynamo,
and I was right. What does this mean? I have achieved super-loser
status!

Variety.com reports that Mickey Rourke is "up for the role of the
Russian arms dealer, the Crimson Dynamo, in Iron Man 2." Rourke would
join other ex-fuck-up Robert Downey Jr, making the Iron Man franchise
the place for second chances and revived careers.

Now I only need my wish for Sharon Stone to play Catwoman to come
true and my 2009 will be set!

Here is what Wikipedia says about the original Crimson Dynamo. There
were 12 of them lmao!

The first Crimson Dynamo was also the creator of the armor:
Professor Anton Vanko. A Soviet scientist of Armenian birth with a
PhD, Vanko was the world’s foremost expert on electricity. He built
a suit that was wired up to perform electric miracles, making him a
human dynamo. The Crimson Dynamo battle-suit allowed him to control
electricity in all of its forms, allowing him to fire devastating
bolts of electricity. It also allowed him to fly.

Vanko was a vain and cocky man, but he redeemed himself in the end. In
their first encounter, the Crimson Dynamo battled Iron Man. After being
tricked by Iron Man (who made him believe that his Soviet handlers
were going to kill him though earlier Vanko’s superior implied he was
going to kill Vanko, anyway), Vanko defected to the U.S. and went to
work for Tony Stark as one of his chief scientists. Soon the Soviets
came to kill him for real. They sent their top agent, the Black Widow,
and her one-time partner, Boris Turgenev, the latter of whom stole the
armor and became the second Crimson Dynamo. Vanko died saving Iron
Man by firing an unstable experimental laser light pistol at Boris,
killing himself as well.