FUNNY STORIES ABOUT ARMENIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: "WANT TO DRIVE? NO PLACE"
By Nurani

Today
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Oct 29 2009
Azerbaijan

The Armenian Foreign Ministry convened a regular morning meeting.

Foreign Minister Edward Nalbandian looked over the attendants:

– Thus, Turkey has stated that it will not open border until we
withdraw the troops. Now people demand us to answer Ankara’s this
step. Your proposals, please.

Deputy Foreign Minister Arman Kirakosian was the first to take
the floor:

– It is necessary to recognize the independence of Nagorno-Karabakh!

Especially because a relevant legislation has been submitted to
the parliament!

"Good idea!" Shavarsh Kocharian shouted to express his support. But
asked, "So what, then will all Karabakhis become foreigners? And we
will issue them diplomatic car numbers?"

Nalbandian frowned:

– You always rush out when you’re undesirable. No one will issue
number to anyone. And no one will recognize anyone. Don’t you imagine
what will they do with us? They will tear up us as lions do asses in
Zarukian’s yard.

"No one will hurt us!" Shavarsh Kocharian objected. Russia has
recognized both Abkhazia and South Ossetia – what of it? We should
take their model!

"Even he tries to attain to their level," grumbled Arman Kirakosian,
well realizing that his proposal was rejected, whilst Kocharian’s
support even hindered. "Tigran Sarkisian has decided to take a model
of Russian counterparts who can drive both car and tank. He took
a tractor in the exhibition and decided to drive. And drive up the
fence. That’s right to say: never start if you can’t drive!

– Can he run economy? Kocharian inquired maliciously.

– He can drive tractor either! Nalbandian interrupted him. He simply
did not have enough area to turn!

– Yes, of course, Kocharian answered sadly. But suddenly inquired,
"Could it be the same in economy? No matter where you turn you run
into closed border? Simply, you cannot take down it with tractor…