Misery And Death Of Many Sorts

Wonkette (satire)
April 25 2009

Misery And Death Of Many Sorts

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Every year, the anniversary of the Armenian genocide forces American
leaders to decide whether they’re rather piss off the Armenians or the
Turks, and every year they opt, obviously, to annoy the Armenians.

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From: Emil Lazarian | Ararat NewsPress

http://wonkette.com/408055/misery-and-

Emil Lazarian

“I should like to see any power of the world destroy this race, this small tribe of unimportant people, whose wars have all been fought and lost, whose structures have crumbled, literature is unread, music is unheard, and prayers are no more answered. Go ahead, destroy Armenia . See if you can do it. Send them into the desert without bread or water. Burn their homes and churches. Then see if they will not laugh, sing and pray again. For when two of them meet anywhere in the world, see if they will not create a New Armenia.” - WS