Czech Photographer Presents An Exhibition In Nagorno Karabakh

CZECH PHOTOGRAPHER PRESENTS AN EXHIBITION IN NAGORNO KARABAKH

HULIQ
Sept 15 2009
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An exhibition of Czech photographers, devoted to Nagorno Karabakh,
has been opened at the Palace of Culture and Youth in Stepanakert, the
capital of Nagorno Karabakh (Artsakh). The president of the Federation
of Czech photographers, Garik Avanesov, himself of Karabakh (Artsakh)
origin, has organized a similar exhibition, named "The Ancient World
Artsakh" in Prague in March this year.

It is not the first time that the Czech photographer has visited
Artsakh and during the opening has announced that by means of such
exhibitions they are trying to show to the whole world who the people
of Artsakh are, what kind of a country it is.

The mystery of Artsakh treasures attracts not only photographers. The
efforts of the "Armenian architectural studies" non-governmental
organization will soon result in a release of a book called "The
Artsakh Bridges", which includes the 95 bridges of historical Artsakh,
with measurements and photography.

The book comprises the Norther Artsakh, Shahumyan, Getashen and other
regions. The Armenian bridges are a special phenomenon in the world
bridge construction. They are monuments of great value, due to their
engineering meaning and deep thought.

Being in Nagorno Karabakh, the photographers mentioned that the freedom
struggle with Azerbaijan had greatly influenced Artsakh while not
breaking the people’s spirit. Despite the hardships left by the war,
the life in Artsakh is quickly reestablishing. A construction of a new
housing district, which takes place in the Martuni region of Artsakh
(the town of Martuni) has been initiated by the Artsakh investment
fund. Martuni is the fifth town where a new housing district is
being constructed. The national hero Monte Melkonyan’s merit in the
liberation of Martuni is great, therefore it is possible that the
new district will carry his name.

Armenian Junior Judo Team Coach Sums Up Championship Results

ARMENIAN JUNIOR JUDO TEAM COACH SUMS UP CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS

PanARMENIAN.Net
14.09.2009 20:28 GMT+04:00

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ Coach of Armenian junior judo team is pleased with
the outcomes of European championship held in Yerevan from September
11 to 13.

"Three medals motivate to future achievements and hard work," Tigran
Babayan told a PanARMENIAN.Net reporter.

Only 3 out of 15 Armenian judoists succeeded in the championship. Artem
Baghdasaryan won the champion’s title while David Lazarian and Tigran
Varosyan won bronze medals.

People In Kharkov To Celebrate Armenia’s Independence Day

PEOPLE IN KHARKOV TO CELEBRATE ARMENIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY

PanARMENIAN.Net
15.09.2009 16:17 GMT+04:00

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ Armenian Diaspora of Kharkov has prepared a big
celebration program on the occasion of Armenia’s Independence Day
and 10th anniversary of Kharkov’s Armenian Community.

It is planned to convene a round table with the participation
of historians, international law specialists, Armenian community
representatives residing in different parts of Ukraine and members of
Ukrainian-Armenians’ Union. The Central Library of Kharkov National
University after Kazarin will host the opening of "Armenica"
foundation.

Celebration program also includes an Armenian National Cuisine
sampling-exhibition and a festive concert with the participation of
Ukrainian and Armenian performers, Analitika.at.ua reports.

Turkish opposition says EU, Turkey should be more European

New Europe
Sept 13 2009

Turkish opposition says EU, Turkey should be more European

Interview with: Onur Oymen
13 September 2009 – Issue : 851

The Turkish Opposition Party’s Vice President Onur Oymen, former
Ambassador to Germany and to NATO for Turkey talks about leadership,
how France has frozen the Turkish accession process, and why he’s
pessimistic about the Cyprus issue being resolved, Brussels, Belgium,
September 7, 2009

On a recent visit to Brussels to meet with MEPs the Vice-President of
CHP (Turkey’s main opposition and social democratic party) Onur Oymen,
former Ambassador to NATO and Germany took some time out to speak with
Alia Papageorgiou at his party’s representation office to the EU
overlooking the Rond Point Schuman. He commented on Turkey’s accession
process, the EU and what his party sees as the resolution to the
Cyprus and Kurdish issues. He also stressed some facts about
Afghanistan. The conversation that followed is below.

A report was released today (September 7) by the Independent
Commission on Turkey claiming that the European Union institutions
have completely stalled Turkey’s accession process and that this is
harmful to the future business climate of the EU, Martti Ahtisaari,
Chair of the Independent Commission, former President of Finland and
the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate has said that fierce opposition
from some European politicians combined with a growing public
resistance to further enlargement, has deepened resentment in Turkey
and slowed the necessary reforms and that the EU must simply follow
through on previous commitments to keep the path to membership open;
no new promises are needed, do you agree with this statement?
Yes. The majority of member States and the Parliament support Turkish
membership. However, Mr Ahtisaari is one of the few politicians who
made such an honest, right-to-the-point comment. Indeed some negative
attitudes coming from some countries slowing down the process of
membership of Turkey damage the reputation of the European Union in
the World and in Turkey. As a result of this, six – seven years ago,
the popular support for EU membership in Turkey was 72 percent, today
it is only 52 percent. Such negative attitudes perhaps coming from the
internal concerns of the EU, such as domestic politics in some new
country members, create a lot of damage in our relations and also
influence Turkish public opinion negatively. This is clearly in
contradiction with the EU’s global credibility, interests and values.

So you would say that the whole process has stalled then due to
national politics not the EU institutions themselves?
Well some politicians want to get votes from their public claiming
that they are against Turkish membership so there’s no danger to see
Turkey as a member as long as they are against. So they use Turkey’s
accession as an internal political matter. All this information is of
course, reflected in the Turkish press and the Turkish public is fully
aware that Turkey’s issue is exploited for internal political reasons
in Europe.

Your trip to Brussels today stems around the European Parliament and
its new makeup?
Quite often we come to Brussels to maintain our contacts because the
more we understand each other the more we will be able to explain the
realities of Turkey and understand their concerns and find
solutions. Turkish membership is a matter of priority for my party,
CHP. As social democrats, we have been supporting Turkish membership
from the beginning, so it is our duty and ideal to work in this
direction.

How far away do you think that direction is?
Well, unfortunately as Mr Ahtisaari says some chapters are
blocked. Some are blocked on the grounds that the Cyprus problem has
not been solved. Other chapters are blocked by France alone, which say
that those chapters may lead to membership. So it’s an open hostility
of the French government against the accession of Turkey and its
people, which is unacceptable. Definitely unacceptable. And it’s
unconditional, they do not say that Turkey may join the European Union
if it does this or does that. This also creates a serious blow to
Turkish-French traditional friendship and cooperation. And it creates
a lot of reactions in the Turkish public against France. Not only
France but their leading coalition partner Germany is also reluctant
to Turkish membership. This also creates a problem between Turkey and
Germany. These negative attitudes do not only affect negatively the
Turkey-EU relations, but also our bilateral relations; and the
feelings of our people towards the EU and towards these
countries. Moreover, because of these politicians without vision, the
EU is seen by the rest of the World as returning to the darker periods
of its history.

As a contrast, President Gul seems to be very present in the public
eye internationally. What does the governmental position in Ankara
have to say about chapters closing? What is the focus in terms of the
EU?
Well he has a talent of talking with everyone -be it Americans, be it
Europeans, or Iranians, Palestinians, Israelis, Iraqis¦ In reality
there are very different opinions between Americans and Iranians, for
instance Europeans and some radical elements in the Middle East.
Sometimes it creates problems because when you promise something you
create a climate of hope and optimism, but if it’s understood you
cannot deliver what you promise then it creates disappointment. That’s
what we are facing very often on the Cyprus issue and fighting
terrorism in Iraq, these are our main concerns. So there are a lot of
issues where the government promises something, but is not able to
deliver.
The border with Armenia was announced as opening last week, how does
this plan seem to you?
CHP wants a fully peaceful and cooperative
Turkish-Armenian-Azerbaijani relationship, among states and
people. Apparently the government conducted confidential talks with
Armenia for three years starting in 2007. They initiated two protocols;
there are a lot of chapters in this protocol but the most important
thing for us is that the government promises to open the border
between Turkey and Armenia. So far all Turkish governments have said
that the border is closed because of the occupation of 20 percent of
the Nagorno-Karabakh territory by Armenia. So therefore to reopen the
borders, Armenia should retreat from all occupied territories from
Nagorno-Karabakh, but in the protocol they have not put any reference
to Nagorno-Karabakh or a possible retreat of Armenian troops. In the
meantime on May 14 our prime minister went to Baku and spoke to the
parliament of Azerbaijan and promised very openly that Turkey would
never open the borders as long as Armenia has not solved the
Nagorno-Karabakh issue.

The Kurdish issue?
CHP asks the solution of the Kurdish issue in full compliance with the
EU’s Copenhagen political criteria. We first released a comprehensive
report 20 years ago and earlier this year again in a very tangible
plan involving cultural freedoms, social reforms and economic stimulus
measures. CHP wants a Turkish Republic which has no ethnic or
religious discrimination or policies. This is a social democratic and
secular approach. Now the government says that it will start the
process of solving this problem and asks the support of political
parties, without telling the public the content of its plan. What are
they planning? What’s their project? So, we as opposition and social
democrats, have expressed our roadmap on the Kurdish issue, on how to
solve the terrorism problem, on how to develop the region, guarantee
the ethnic freedoms… But so far, the government has been unable to
present any concrete ideas.

What are your thoughts, through your background in diplomacy and NATO
ambassadorship on the resolution of the Cyprus issue?
The Cyprus issue should be resolved through talks between the two
parties. There were a lot of talks in the near past on the UN’s Annan
plan. Although we had some serious concerns about this plan Turkish
Cypriots approved it in a referendum that the EU was explicitly
requesting. Nevertheless the Greek-Cypriots rejected it. But this time
Mr Christofias said that the Annan Plan is dead. That’s to say what
they are seeking is an agreement which would be better for Greek
Cypriote nationalistic view than the Annan plan, which means that in
their mind their project would be worse than the Annan Plan for
Turkish-Cypriots. So our government states that the Annan plan is our
bottom line and we cannot go below this. So how can we solve this
issue? There has been some pessimistic analysis from the British
press, from others, what would happen in case there is no
solution. Nobody can wait until eternity for a successful end to these
talks. So the Greek-Cypriots should finalize their position and try to
accommodate also the views of the Turkish-Cypriots as well. So if an
agreement is put on the table that says `fine, Greek-Cypriots only’ it
would definitely not be acceptable by Turkish-Cypriots. At this point
we do not have many reasons to be optimistic on Cyprus, but we hope
that reason and European values will prevail and at the end of the day
there will be a positive outcome.

How do you see the Afghanistan issue today?
It’s an easy issue in a sense because NATO’s involvement in the
beginning was a partial involvement. It’s different from Kosovo; in
Kosovo the NATO council was conducting the war they planned everything
and I was a member of that NATO council and I know how we conducted
that war. In that case we were taking the major decisions avoiding the
micromanagement and the end result was very successful, very
positive. We won the war with zero causalities and a minimum level of
collateral damage, whereas in Afghanistan the operation started as an
American operation and a formal coalition of the willing and NATO had
an additional or supplementary role. In the beginning we were in
charge of the protection of the Kabul and Baghdad airfields. The rest
of the operations elsewhere were conducted by the US and some fellow
member countries. Now, NATO is slightly more engaged today, but still
we do not have the full responsibility of the operation. NATO is
engaging troops, taking risks without having full control of the
situation. That’s the problem. We command the NATO troops, but at the
end of the day you notice that we do not control the political
decision-making system. I believe that NATO should have full
responsibility, command and control, and accountability for the
operations. Now we see a lot of civilian casualties and an incredible
amount of collateral damage. People in Afghanistan think NATO is
responsible. This is also one of the reasons explaining why the
European Union needs to be a stronger political actor and how Turkish
membership will be a great contribution to Europe’s future, not only
in economic terms, but also in terms of security.

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http://www.neurope.eu/articles/96143.ph

Struggle Did Not End Yet

STRUGGLE DID NOT END YET

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Interview with the first commander of the NKR self-defense forces
Arkadi Karapetyan

Can the Armenian political field attribute positive aspirations to the
Karabakh conflict or is it exhausted?

If the Armenian society gathers around those people who care about the
nation who passed a long way and have always presented right behavior,
it will help the conflict. A movement should be created in Yerevan the
aim of which will be the unification of Armenia and Artsakh.

How do you imagine the mechanisms of that movement?

In Armenia, tenderhearted behavior lacks because every time people
gather around people who have never had any stances in this
connection. And sometimes they gather around those people who do not
bring the nation anywhere. Let them study the ’88 experience because
the national liberating struggle did not end yet. ’88 year gave birth
to a revolution which formed a country which does not serve the nation
but only itself. Now a new national liberating movement is needed like
the one formed in the beginning of ’88.

Do you see Karabakh’s participation in the formation of such a
movement in Armenia?

Why not? I consider ourselves the 11th region of Armenia. I do not see
any problems here, we will come to help you and if we decide to form
it in Karabakh, you will come to help us.

http://www.lragir.am/engsrc/politics-lrahos15

Faith and hope in Jerusalem

Daily Pioneer , New Delhi, India
Sept 13 2009

Faith and hope in Jerusalem

Kanchan Gupta

It must have been a strange, if not bemusing, sight for the faithful
shrouded in ultra-orthodox gloomy black, the tourists in khaki cargo
shorts and fluorescent tees clicking furiously with their spanking new
digital cameras, and the Israeli soldiers armed with menacing Uzis
ready to shoot from the hip at the slightest hint of trouble and ask
questions later, as I approached the Wailing Wall, the Hakotel
Hama’aravi, the holiest site for Jews, in the walled city of Old
Jerusalem. But if the faithful were taken aback by a kurta-pajama clad
Indian, a knitted kippah firmly in place, approaching the Western
Wall, or what remains of the Second Temple built by Herod the Great,
they did not bat an eyelid. Nor did the soldiers take note of this
departure from the routine although remote-controlled cameras,
monitored from an unseen chamber near the Temple Mount, must have
swiftly zeroed in on me, recording every move, every gesture. My
`jihadi’ beard would not have gone un-noticed. The tourists may have
been amused, but I wouldn’t know how many bothered to record it to
show relatives and friends back home.

In photographs the Wailing Wall looks towering; in real life it is
awesome. The surface of the gigantic stone blocks has been smoothened
by the passage of time. The repeated caressing of history’s gnarled
relic, the touch of millions of palms of worshippers seeking
forgiveness over hundreds of years, has imparted a dull gloss to the
sand stone. Blades of wild grass peek hesitantly from the cracks and
crevices on the wall stuffed with tightly folded slips of
paper. Visitors scrawl prayers, pen their wishes or seek penance on
scraps of paper and then stuff them into the cracks and
crevices. Miraculously, they don’t fall out. Faith and ritual have
common denominators across seas and lands.

An elderly rabbi gently guides me to the Wailing Wall, explains the
traditional wish-making ritual, and asks, `What would you like to wish
for?’ What could I wish for? Peace in the world? Naah, I would rather
let President Barack Hussein Obama deal with that. Peace with
Pakistan? My former editor Vinod Mehta is already on the job. Peace in
the Holy Land? Not a bad idea, but why waste a wish on something
that’s not going to come true? So, there I stood below the Temple
Mount, my pocket notebook open on my palm, my pen uncapped,
desperately trying to think of something which, if it were to come
true, would fetch joy and happiness to others. It would be easy to ask
for something for myself ‘ may the bank lose my car loan papers ‘ but
that would be a belittling and not a humbling experience. After a
while I settled on wishing Iran would never get around to actually
putting together a nuclear bomb as that would be catastrophic not only
for Judea but
also Samara and the Arab lands beyond. The energy of a million suns
has the power to annihilate all living beings but it lacks the
intelligence to distinguish an Israeli from a Palestinian, an Arab
from a Jew, a Sunni from a Shia. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be
thrilled by the thought of pressing the trigger and re-enacting the
Holocaust, but there’s no reason to allow him the macabre pleasure of
mass slaughter.

Having scribbled my wish I tore the page from my pocket notebook,
folded and placed it in a crevice, gingerly pushing it deep
inside. It’s unlikely my wish will come true ‘ faith cannot triumph
over failed diplomacy and bogus sanctions; it can at best heal inner
wounds and foster hope till reality hits you in the face. This doesn’t
upset me a great deal: I have been hit in the face once too often to
let my hopes soar too high. But just in case Iran abandons the path to
destruction I can always claim Mr Obama alone didn’t have a role to
play. Which, of course, won’t happen. Iran will go ahead and make the
Bomb and scare the daylights out of everybody, including us. It’s bad
enough that Pakistan has a nuclear arsenal; it will be infinitely
worse to have two nuclear-armed neighbours, both irrevocably wedded to
radical Islam albeit of varying shades and with different goals. We
will have no other option but to accept the reality. But will Israel
accept it too? Indeed, will Israel wait for Iran to acquire the Bomb?
Or will it launch a pre-emptive strike, similar to that on Iraq’s
Osirak nuclear reactor in the summer of 1971?

Later that night, I return to Old Jerusalem and enter the walled city
through the Jaffa Gate. The dimly lit cobbled streets wear a desolate
look, the raucous clamour of the day has given way to a certain
stillness. I turn into the Armenian quarter where music wafts from a
cafe. The Armenian quarter is the smallest of the four quarters in Old
Jerusalem, which is divided among Jews, Christians, Muslims and
Armenians in neat, well-demarcated blocks. The Armenian families which
now reside there trace their ancestry to the original pilgrims who
came to the ancient city. Most of the Armenians have migrated out of
Jerusalem and Israel over the years; strangely, their population has
declined since 1967 when East Jerusalem was liberated from Jordanian
occupation by Israeli troops, but that could be because migration has
become easier since the 1970s. Many of the old Armenian families are
believed to have gone back to Armenia after the Soviet Union’s
collapse in a sort of reverse migration, retracing the roots of their
ancestors. Apocryphal stories are told of how shells that fell in the
Armenian quarter during the Six-Day War did not explode, thus sparing
this part of the walled city of destruction and death. At one end of
the lane the Armenian flag flutters atop a pole, rising above leaning
apartments.

Ravenously hungry, I order a shoarma-stuffed falafal with Turkish
coffee. The falafal tastes heavenly, the shoarma melts in the mouth,
the coffee scalds my tongue. The shisha arrives and I puff away late
into the night, unmindful of the gathering gloom and the darkness that
descends as lights are switched off in homes. In the cafe, some of us
linger on, unwilling to leave so soon. The flaxen haired young woman
at the counter, jabbering away in Armenian to a friend on her cell
phone, slides another CD into the music system. That’s her way of
letting us know she was in no hurry to pack up for the night. More
coffee is ordered, freshly lit shisha is handed around, the dying
embers of some are stoked to life.

It’s a starlit summer night. From this vantage point Jerusalem looks
at peace with itself and the world. But it’s a deceptive peace. In
Gaza, the Hamas plots its next move. In West Bank, Abu Mazen worries
whether Fatah will stand by him. As for Israelis, they live on faith
and hope. And an unwavering determination to overcome all odds, no
matter how high they are stacked, against them.

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Aronian, Grischuk Lead Diminished Final Chess Masters

ARONIAN, GRISCHUK LEAD DIMINISHED FINAL CHESS MASTERS
By Dylan Loeb McClain

New York Times
Sept 10 2009

Midway through the Final Chess Masters in Bilbao, Spain, Levon Aronian
of Armenia and Alexander Grischuk of Russia are tied for the lead of
the tournament. Sergey Karjakin of Ukraine is in third, while Alexei
Shirov of Spain is bringing up the rear.

The Final Chess Masters is supposed to bring together the top finishers
in four of the top tournaments of the year: Corus, Linares, M-Tel and
Nanjing Pearl Spring. Karjakin won Corus earlier this year, Grischuk
won Linares and Shirov won M-Tel. But Veselin Topalov of Bulgaria,
the winner of Pearl Spring, and the No. 1 ranked player in the world,
bowed out, partly citing the diminished purse of this year’s event. As
the second-place finisher in Pearl Spring, Aronian replaced Topalov.

While the four players who in the Final Chess Masters are all
tremendous players, there is little doubt that this year’s event is not
as prestigious the inaugural one last year when the field was bigger
and included Topalov, Viswanathan Anand of India, the world champion,
Aronian, Magnus Carlsen of Norway, Vassily Ivanchuk of Ukraine and
Teimour Radjabov of Azerbaijan. The organizers have acknowledged that
the economy took a toll on their plans and so they reduced the prize
fund and the size of the field.

Like last year, the scoring system being used in the tournament
is unusual. Wins, instead of counting one point, count for three,
while draws count for one point instead of one half. Grischuk and
Aronian each have six points under this system, having won two games
and lost one. Karjakin has four points, with one win, one draw and
one loss, while Shirov has only one point, having managed only one
draw and two losses. The tournament has been unusual for a top-flight
competition in that five of the six games so far, or 83 percent, have
been decisive. Usually, the percentage of decisive results hovers
around 25 percent.

Grischuk, who had the biggest victory of his career with his win
at Linares, got off to a great start with a win over Aronian, who
seemed to implode. In the popular and very sharp Anti-Moscow Gambit,
Aronian sacrificed an exchange (rook for bishop) but did not get
enough compensation for his material deficit. Grischuk methodically
consolidated his position and gradually outflanked Aronian until
he forced him to resign. Karjakin and Shirov agreed to a quick draw
after Shirov sprung a novelty in the Dragon variation of the Sicilian
Defense.

In Round 2, Grischuk got the tiniest of advantages against Shirov
and then ground him down in the endgame. Meanwhile, Aronian outplayed
Karjakin in the middle game when Karjakin imprudently grabbed a pawn
that allowed Aronian’s rooks to set up shop on the seventh rank.

Grischuk was tripped up in Round 3 when he misplayed a complicated
position against Karjakin and succumbed to a beautiful and brutal
attack. Aronian beat Shirov when the latter, in severe time pressure
and facing a difficult position, blundered and resigned because he
faced the loss of a great deal of material.

The fourth round is Thursday, the fifth on Friday and the tournament
wraps up Saturday.

National Security School To Be Established In Armenia

NATIONAL SECURITY SCHOOL TO BE ESTABLISHED IN ARMENIA

PanARMENIAN.NET
09.09.2009 12:35 GMT+04:00

/PanARMENIAN.Net/ Representatives of the Near East South Asia Center
for Strategic Studies at U.S. Department of Defense/National Defense
University attended Tuesday the Armenian Institute of National and
Strategic Studies, RA Defense Minister’s spokesman Seyran Shahsuvaryan
said.

Welcoming the guests, advisor to RA Defense Minister, major general
Hayk Kotanjyan, briefed on the Institute’s structure and its scientific
and practical significance.

He said the Institute will be renamed into National Defense
University. He also informed that National Security School will be
established in Armenia soon.

The men voiced hope for implementation of all programs and efficient
continuation of expert discussions.

"Doing Business 2010": Armenia Is The 43rd

"DOING BUSINESS 2010": ARMENIA IS THE 43RD

Aysor
Sept 9, 2009
Armenia

Armenia has taken 43rd place out of 183 in the World Bank research
"Doing Business 2010: reforming in heavy time".

In comparison with last year’s points, 50th place, Armenia has improved
its position. According to the report Georgia took the 11th place,
Azerbaijan took 38th place.

In total three areas have been reformed during last year in Armenia,
those are business establishment, loan information providing and
cross-border trade.

Crackdown In Kulob On Couples Kissing

CRACKDOWN IN KULOB ON COUPLES KISSING

Examiner.com
Sept 8 2009

Paris is the City of Lights. Romance walks the cobblestones of
the Latin Quarters and tumbles through the bohemian redoubts of
Montmartre. Love even rides the subway. In the summer, it might take
a break for an unlovely riot. But otherwise, when the Jacobins are not
guillotining people, the City of Lights is quite the place for romance.

Yerevan is not Paris. But it has Lovers’ Park. There, lovers can
stroll hand in hand down a meandering walkway or sit on a bench, until
they water the grass. But, Yerevan’s real lovers’ lane is the vast
concrete stairway that rises above the City, the Cascades. Offering a
captivating view of Mr. Ararat, the Cascades is where privacy starved
young Armenian couples publicly kiss.

In southeastern Tajikistan, in the city of Kulob, lover’s lane is
the city’s central park. Surrounded by high schools and a university,
this is where young couples stroll hand in hand, plan their wedding,
and maybe even sneak in a kiss.

But there is no more to Kulob’s lovers’ lane. Couples are
kissing far too much. Park director Sharaf Azizov has announced
a crackdown. According to him, the park will now film kissers and
fine them too. Moreover, Kulobs’ canoodling couples will find their
indiscretions broadcasted on the local television station.

Kulob may be on to something. Although Paris is romantic, only in
Kulob is it broadcasted on t.v.

But, what about those fines?